Catty Cathy: December 2008

Okay, last night I watched The Biggest Loser Finale. I love these shows because it gets me motivated to get out of my chair and off my computer to work out to my Wii Fit. Now, I realize that I am only a couple of sandwiches away from being a contestant on that show so what I am about to say is the truth, Ruth.

Allison Sweeney was HUGE!! I mean, her arms were fat, her legs were chunky, her boobs were saggy, HUGE! It was only when she turned to the side that I saw she was pregnant. Still, she was HUGE!! Skinny people don't gain that much weight when they are pregnant. She is really going to have to hire Jillian to whip her into shape after that baby comes out. Either that, or use that diet pill that made her skinny in the first place.

Exhibit A

Everywhere I look on the internet, people are so happy for her and saying how beautiful she looks, which she IS beautiful and she DOES have a glow- for a normal pregnant person- not a television personality. But, she didn't look healthy and, frankly, I am shocked that no one else is saying anything. And that dress! HORRIBLE. That dress did nothing for her. Don't they have a stylist on that show? There isn't a picture anywhere around of her last night to comment on, by the way.

I just think the show would be a bit more credible if a naturally skinny OR naturally buff broad hosted it. I mean, you had Caroline Rhea who was not so slim telling people that they didn't lose enough weight. Then you hired Sammy, who was famous for popping those Ephedra pills before they were taken away from us. (Yes, I said "us") Who are they gonna have next- Delta Burke. "I know you can do it contestants, I've done it about 60 times already- I always gain it back, but, hey, life isn't fair- or consistent!" I mean, COME ON!! Give us someone that we can envy, like Kelly Ripa. Maybe the contestants could follow her around and eat what she eats ONLY. That would make anyone sick. Or die of anorexia. I'm just sayin'.......